Episode 80

You are becoming Chris and Eli…

What should we put in the description? The ostrich-sized chimps were a great bit. Maybe sprinkle in the Crosswire Lore Dump and combine it with crabs? Whatever we pick will be fine, it’ll be a treat for a very particular kind of listener who reads these!

Okay, now GET OUT OF OUR ITCHY HEADS

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Episode 79

Oh, so you want to listen to an episode of our podcast huh? Well now you have to listen to ALL OF THEM! That’s called good parenting. We don’t want to do a bad job and get called out by literally everyone on the street. We’d be trash, like Thomas Edison’s reputation!

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Episode 78

This one goes out to all the comedians out there, even though you can’t read this description. We didn’t mean for this episode to be a Des Moines Travel Guide, but Aqualand and Adventureland paid us BIG MONIES. Before you visit though, make sure to get your check-up from the IQ doctor and pair up with a swim buddy (who is either a shark or your teacher).

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Episode 77

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of two dads, taken too soon due to embarrassing their kids. And thanks to Chili’s Too for catering this event. We tried cooking it ourselves but we broke down in the produce section when no one was there to explain.

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Episode 76

We like to think each of our episodes are layered with great content, divinely inspired. There’s a right way to listen, and then there’s Chris’s way.

Special thanks to bivalves of all shapes and sizes, underutilized set designers, and the Brain’s mastermind plan peeking out from the bushes.

*Correction: Will Shortz was mistakenly referred to as Will Wright. Sorry Will (and also Will)!

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Episode 75

Yo mama is so good at playing the cello…wait I think I misspelled something. How embarrassing, that made my face red, man.

B-side includes: The four stores your town needs (and Mr. Morris cleans them all), getting called out by inept store clerks, and fiddle diddy dark bunny backpacks. Quack, quack.

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Episode 74

Hiya kid! This episode is down here in the sewer, with me! Come on in, we’ve got piles of Chris clones, fan scripts for Supernatural villains, and Midwesterners talking about the weather.

Oh, you have to get your car washed at church? Well, maybe another time then.

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Episode 73

Cozy up next to the fire for another episode. Who started it? Not Caveman Arthur, surely! Even if it gets out of hand, Superman will just reverse time and save the day. Just remember to pick the right side when the Clown War comes a calling (and book a Craigslist dad for more muscle).

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Episode 72

If you kids wanna get to the roof, you’re gonna have to do me a few favors:

One: Stop the Phil Collins wannabe screaming up there

Two: Take my karate robe to the dry cleaner

Three: Pick up some generic chips for a BBQ I have later

Four: Solve this train puzzle

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Episode 71

Enough about the ship in the Odyssey, how about the Dave and Thora ship? We have indisputable proof. It’s safely tucked away in the face of our Polly Locket.

If that’s not enough to excite you, then maybe the presumed end of the Tibble Twins or the promise of an EPIC Eli fumble will get you rubbing your hands together.

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