We hope you’ve got your magical hoods over your normal clothes, because it’s about to get mystical up in here. Join Eli on his “Independent Studies” or Chris for “Passable Impressions 101”. But whatever you do, do not feed the Sorting Sow lippy bacon.
Hello good sir/madam! May I interest you in a mouse-watering podcast episode? It’s for a good cause. Our August Rush band got “Whiplash”ed out of college and need new instruments to slap. We followed the podcast recipe EXACTLY, so if hives show up on your skin, it’s unrelated.
We’ll let you leave the podcast once your plate is clean. Just kidding, you can eat what you want…even your own grandma! Speaking of grandparents, be nice to them. You don’t want to be too late and have to use a ouija board (NOT RECOMMENDED BY THE AMBIGUOUS WITCH COUNSEL)
We’ll let you leave the podcast once your plate is clean. Just kidding, you can eat what you want…even your own grandma! Speaking of grandparents, be nice to them. You don’t want to be too late and have to use a ouija board (NOT RECOMMENDED BY THE AMBIGUOUS WITCH COUNSEL.)
Are you familiar with “stocks”? If you know someone who is, please send them our way because Chris invested in some weird stuff like cow cud and Leo Dicaprio masks. Plus, our lawyer turned out to be a stack of three or four 5-year-olds in a business suit. At least this episode is funny (not like Eli’s knock-knock jokes). #Bruhster
***We’re back ya’ll! We just recorded episode 84, and 83 just hit the editor’s inbox. We’re so thankful for your patience, and so excited to get back into the ‘Bowl! Love you all, miss you all, hope you having a great week ❤
And now, on to our regularly scheduled post:***
Why don’t you make like a tree and listen to this episode? Uh oh. Looks like there’s a naughty cat up in your branches. Better call it out with “Stern Pet Parent Voice”. If the cat breaks a branch, just move the pain somewhere else! Maybe to Tim Allen! Use code “SUGARBOSE” at checkout.
What should we put in the description? The ostrich-sized chimps were a great bit. Maybe sprinkle in the Crosswire Lore Dump and combine it with crabs? Whatever we pick will be fine, it’ll be a treat for a very particular kind of listener who reads these!