We’ll let you leave the podcast once your plate is clean. Just kidding, you can eat what you want…even your own grandma! Speaking of grandparents, be nice to them. You don’t want to be too late and have to use a ouija board (NOT RECOMMENDED BY THE AMBIGUOUS WITCH COUNSEL.)
Are you familiar with “stocks”? If you know someone who is, please send them our way because Chris invested in some weird stuff like cow cud and Leo Dicaprio masks. Plus, our lawyer turned out to be a stack of three or four 5-year-olds in a business suit. At least this episode is funny (not like Eli’s knock-knock jokes). #Bruhster
***We’re back ya’ll! We just recorded episode 84, and 83 just hit the editor’s inbox. We’re so thankful for your patience, and so excited to get back into the ‘Bowl! Love you all, miss you all, hope you having a great week ❤
And now, on to our regularly scheduled post:***
Why don’t you make like a tree and listen to this episode? Uh oh. Looks like there’s a naughty cat up in your branches. Better call it out with “Stern Pet Parent Voice”. If the cat breaks a branch, just move the pain somewhere else! Maybe to Tim Allen! Use code “SUGARBOSE” at checkout.
What should we put in the description? The ostrich-sized chimps were a great bit. Maybe sprinkle in the Crosswire Lore Dump and combine it with crabs? Whatever we pick will be fine, it’ll be a treat for a very particular kind of listener who reads these!
Oh, so you want to listen to an episode of our podcast huh? Well now you have to listen to ALL OF THEM! That’s called good parenting. We don’t want to do a bad job and get called out by literally everyone on the street. We’d be trash, like Thomas Edison’s reputation!
This one goes out to all the comedians out there, even though you can’t read this description. We didn’t mean for this episode to be a Des Moines Travel Guide, but Aqualand and Adventureland paid us BIG MONIES. Before you visit though, make sure to get your check-up from the IQ doctor and pair up with a swim buddy (who is either a shark or your teacher).
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of two dads, taken too soon due to embarrassing their kids. And thanks to Chili’s Too for catering this event. We tried cooking it ourselves but we broke down in the produce section when no one was there to explain.