A very VERY special thanks to Lady Duke for making the timely release of this episode possible!
We spoke to Eli backstage; he does NOT regret his statements regarding a certain Toyota vehicle. You know, like a human wheelbarrow? Or a bunch of nickels? WHAT IS A DONUT!? Here’s to episode 50. Is it long? Or did we just offer you BONUS CONTENT? Either way, thanks for listening 🙂
We are filled to the brim with bits in this one… like liquid Arthur in the Mary Moo Cow Cup. Bernie Sanders and Marlon Brando also “guest star” in lessons about the power of words and the consequences of sharing.
You better listen to this episode or we’ll send our GOONS after you! This week is chock full of Blind Side references, astral projection Tim McGraw, and doctors with NO bedside manner. And can we please send Chris a virtual hug for his movie theater-related trauma? Thanks.
Ahoy there! Welcome to Crunch Isle, the perfect place to listen to our podcast. In this episode we invite “house genie” Ty Pennington in the studio, discuss the validity of gladiatorial dream combat, and hope that Chris doesn’t lose his honors student status after THIS SHOCKING REVELATION.
Revenge is a dish best served cold, so heat it up in your cardboard skillet! Today we witness the Brain embrace his villainous side, discuss what it takes to be a TRUE detective, and ponder this question; Does your name define your occupation? (We’re looking at you, Officer Safety)
Today Eli and Chris recorded another episode. It was good. We had a few bits, like specialized clarinets and how gross large intestines are. They were good. We sang about going to the doctor with Michael Jackson. It was fun.
Eli and I just want to say that we “see” each and every one of you…but in a fun way; like a clown! We hope you have your swimsuits, because you’re going to get soaked with PSAs and bits on bits on bits on bits…
Listen to this episode and… bring out The Clown Within You.
We write the labels for this podcast. Only you can write your own. Slam those tissues into the crook of your neck as we cover evolving friendships, being platonic with the opposite gender, and EMPATHY BELTS! (OH YEAH!!)
You can look, but don’t touch this episode description. Looking at you, iPad listeners. This week we talk about our spiritual fish experiences, expose the “majestic” deer for what they really are, and how classic literature may not be the answer for all youth.