Would you kindly listen to this episode of The Sugarbowl? Get in a heap with your whole town and be blown away by revelations like “Mom’s Tax Empire”, “Lewis & Clark 2: Thomas’s Many Bluffs”, and “Ratburn’s Long Cake Con.”
You can trust us, we got our doctorate from a spirit board, just like Dr. DJ.
This episode will really put your noodle through the wringer if you let it; so keep your sci-fi director on speed dial in case you need some explanations. DO NOT DIAL DW THOUGH, she’s on a crazy fake-news kick right now…
Only the one TRUE 90s kid will catch all the references. Are you them? Could the prophecy finally be fulfilled? Listen and find out!
Remember that nursery rhyme about snake assassins? If it’s in the chaff, grab that staff. If it’s not… DON’T TOUCH IT. Enjoy our ideas on OT vampire hunters, our unique solution to political strife, and our constant love and affection for Barnes, secret agent and yo-yo master.
You can stop scrolling: This is it. The undisputed, Best Podcast Episode Ever. Chris objectively confirmed our talent live on the episode. He even made a banner, but kinda ran out of room… If that somehow isn’t enough, you’ll also be treated to dental schemes, Beat.Hoofen, and the conflict-free cult of Chippie the Choo Choo.
Tick tock, listeners. This episode won’t last forever. You’ll eventually have to sign on the dotted line that you like this podcast. Oh, and help yourself to some jump-pit sand and a Little Debbie. We’ll call it a “signing bonus” (maniacal laugh)
Grab your headphones and library cards, it’s time for a MUSICAL! This album has it all, featuring hits like “Eli Forgets Robin Williams”, “Silicon Valley Gambling Blues”, and “Toss Jay Jay into the Double Fire”
Please read good books to children. They are smarter than you think. This isn’t a joke, just important.